Monosyllabic Pedantry

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The idiots in my county

There's a bill in the GA house that would allow communities to vote on whether they will allow beer and wine sales on Sunday.

From Today's Gwinnett county vent:

On the issue of illegals paying property taxes to cover schools, it costs $33.2 million just for the ESOL program in Gwinnett county alone. Kids in Gwinnett could be getting music/art/science on a weekly instead of monthly basis, but no gotta teach kids how to speak the language

“Public smoking and drinking on Sunday have nothing in common. If I go out and buy alcohol to drink in my own home on Sunday, your liver suffers no damage.” Well, when I go to the store to buy more smokes, I don’t endanger eveyone else on the roads.

“Religious zealots forcing their beliefs on you”? What about you forcing your NON-beliefs on ME? That door swings both ways, you know.

It’s obvious that the person who says Sunday is not a special day is not a Christian and has no regard for others who are.

Hellooooo… Drunk driving isn’t the problem. It’s a symptom. The problem is driving. Mothers Against Drunk Drivers only distract from the real issue of there being absolutely no way to go anywhere without a car, drunk or not.

Gwinnett County can spend millions on an animal shelter, but zero on a homeless shelter. As the reddest county in the reddest state, we also deserve the moniker of most selfish. Allowing homelessness to be a crime in this county is a crime against all of us. As Christians, we should all be ashamed.

Christians don’t want alcohol sold on Sunday so there’s a real incentive to go to Church: Communion Wine! Every little drops helps.

Sunday is a special day for Christians and Atheists. You go to church that day and I enjoy yardwork and have a beer afterward. Why don’t we just not get in each other’s way on our special day?

I remember growing up in Atlanta in the ’60s when NOTHING was open on Sunday. I really think it would be fun to try that again — just have one day when most everyone is off and things slow down a bit.

And, being a Christian, it’s my business that I don’t want alcohol (or anything for that matter) sold on Sunday.

We need to ban SUVs from the public roads on Sundays so the rest of us can safely go to church or run our errands.

Our country was built on Christian principles as one nation under God — which is what has made us such a great nation. Granted that has been slipping a bit lately — thanks to the agnostics and atheists and us Christians being a bit lazy. If you’re here- - and you’re free — it’s not because of the diligent efforts of the weak in faith.

We really don’t care if you have a few drinks to relax and yes we are Well aware of the scriptural references to alcohol — you’re not opening our eyes to anything new and startling. Many of us have raised kids who had a problem with being told ‘No’ — but we did it anyway and they’ve grown into fine adults. Maybe you will, too.

You wanting to buy a six pack of Bud on Sunday is way down most of our lists of give-a-hoot. If you can’t remember to pick it up on Saturday, then start to wonder where those brains cells have gone. The fact that you’re able to breed and vote worries me much more than that!

So, did anyone ever come up with a legitimate reason not to sell beer and liquor on Sunday?

Why can’t you walk or take the bus to church on Sunday? SUV owners have the right to drive on the roads any time we see fit. Deal with it.

So you think that by being a Christian you can dictate how everyone should live?

Does anyone know the IQs of Gwinnett Vent venters?

3 Comments:

  • You are a SUV jelous,perv (asking people to send nuedie photos)and a loser.Well you say you are a christian SO I hope you go to hell

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:47 PM  

  • Apparently reading comprehension, grammar, and spelling are not included in Sunday school.

    Thanks for playing, cupcake.

    By Blogger Exador, at 4:02 AM  

  • I will bet you eight dollars that arealchristianlady touched herself in very naughty ways while thinking of what a "jealous perv loser" you are.

    I know I do.

    Ha, sorry. Could help that.

    By Blogger Aunt B, at 8:07 AM  

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