Monosyllabic Pedantry

Friday, January 22, 2010

Funny thing about Haiti

Shamelessy plagiarized from someone funnier than me:

I hope Haiti gets back on their feet, but what’s the deal here. Are they trying to fix it like it was before, or does Haiti need a whole new country? Because even before the quake the buildings and roads look like Earth on that ‘Life After People’ show, except Haiti has people. What have they been doing for 300 years? How do we know what buildings to fix? How do we know which ones were broken by the earthquake and what ones were already fucked up? I’m not so sure you should get a new building just because you broke the other one. Are we just taking their word on this? How does that work? If you were an insurance agent, and someone wrecked their 95 Accord, you wouldn’t give them a Maybach would you? This is exactly like that, except in this case the person didn’t have any insurance, and instead of a 95 Accord they had a rusty bike with no seat.

Too soon?



  • So the person means no one should help Haiti,but just the people of Haiti save themselves???

    Oh, god!

    By Anonymous 被リンク, at 11:21 PM  

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