Ban All Carry-On Baggage
So, now you can't take gels and juices and whatnot on a plane. Let me be the first to say, Make those fuckers check everything!
It seems that EVERY time I take a flight, I'm stuck behind the asshole that's decided to take TWO carry-on bags that are each designed to skate the edge of breaking the size restriction. These numbskulls invariably don't have enough room for all their crap, so they end up putting one of their two wheel-it-ons (because nobody actually carries their carry-ons anymore) several seats behind them, and then fucks up the works of everybody trying to get off the plane, as they try to get back to their crap.
Well, I say ban ALL "carry-on" baggage. God, think of how much faster we'd be able to board and de-board from the plane!
It seems that EVERY time I take a flight, I'm stuck behind the asshole that's decided to take TWO carry-on bags that are each designed to skate the edge of breaking the size restriction. These numbskulls invariably don't have enough room for all their crap, so they end up putting one of their two wheel-it-ons (because nobody actually carries their carry-ons anymore) several seats behind them, and then fucks up the works of everybody trying to get off the plane, as they try to get back to their crap.
Well, I say ban ALL "carry-on" baggage. God, think of how much faster we'd be able to board and de-board from the plane!
posted by Exador at
3:00 PM
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