Monosyllabic Pedantry

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

We Are Endowed by Our Creator...


Portrait of a Moron. This knuckledragger filed a lawsuit because her spawn can't hold his shit in the community pool and {SHOCKING} other folks have a hard time with the idea of swimming in her brat's feces {THE SISSIES}.

She filed a complaint with the Ohio Civil Rights Commision against her condo association after they told her that 1-year-old Lucas can't swim in the community pool in his diaper.


"As a parent, it's my responsibility to defend his rights," she said.


Yes, his RIGHT to shit in the community pool. Just as the Founding Fathers intended.


She took her complaints to the Fair Housing Association, who called the rule a violation of federal and state housing laws. {Something to think about, for all you libs that think the government is so brilliant}

Isn't this EXACTLY what is wrong with America today? Every idiot thinks it is their right to shit in the community pool.

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