Christianity Explained

After half a gallon of gin, we have discovered that Jesus was raised from the dead when the Easter Bunny snuck into the cave and fed him magic easter eggs.

On a related front, Mrs Schwartz has discovered that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the holy ghost.

She has always had a hangup about, "If the father is Yahweh, and the Son is Jesus, who is the holy ghost?" I know the Irish church has tried to explain this as three leaves of a clover, but nobody ever really bought that story anyway.

Christianity is actually starting to make sense.