Live blogging America's got Talent

Regis was talking with Rappin granny. She said that no one else in her family raps. He responded that "All your people do that rap thing".
Smooth, Regis.

Wow, a magician from Vegas. How rare. I guess enough hot chicks in skimpy outfits will carry any cheesy act.

This Bianca girl has some voice. She's quite a performer. She's selling Janis Joplin. That's a feat for anybody. I agree with Moesha and the Hoff that her last song was better suited. She'll be famous no matter how this goofy show turns out. She's also the most mature of all the perfomers. She definitely takes criticism better than anyone.

Oh Jeebus, a juggler from New Jersey in a tacky shirt. Kill him,or me.
This act is older than fire.
Anybody could pass these three judges. Morons.
Mrs S: Shmutz! I can't explain it any better.

The final act is made up of the gays that were thrown out of Mad Max, on stilts.
The guy studied [figure] skating physics?
So the black guy is the gayest one?
The hot chick would be the tamberine player in a real band; no talent, no skill. She looks like Chloe Sevigny with torches.
WOMAN DOWN!
The chick from Til Tuesday went down hard!
OH MAN! The brit put all the blame for losing on the chick that fell.
The guy mentioned skaterphysics again!? Dude,everybodyknows it was a useless major. Stop trying to justify it.
I think the Til Tuesday chick is hurt and can't get up.

Why do they even have the judges if the whole thing depends on the suckers calling in?

Exador: Caitlin Taylor Love? Is that a porn name?
Mrs S: It will be.