Monosyllabic Pedantry

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Written in Atlanta's Paper today

"I have taught for over 12 years in the Gainesville school system, and I am required to spend the majority of my time teaching children of illegals how to speak and write English. That’s why your children are not getting a good education."

5 Comments:

  • God. I know. I just hate those lousy folks who come to our country and refuse to assimilate and are all the time causing trouble and filling our country with poverty-laden criminals who just want to fight.

    Or are we talking about someone else other than your people?

    Tee hee! Is it possible for one woman to be so cute and yet also so rotten? I guess so.

    By Blogger Aunt B, at 1:11 PM  

  • Nice Try, Commie, but my people came here legally.

    By Blogger Exador, at 1:40 PM  

  • So, before the big immigrant problem, Hall County schools were churning out doctors, engineers, writers in a Golden Age of intellectual curiosity that was the toast of the learned circles both at home and overseas.

    Once the little brown menace appeared on the shores of Lake Lanier, the best and the brightest quickly devolved into a bunch of backwards ass submorons who aren't getting a good edjimacation.

    You would think that getting some immigrant blood in Gainesville would reduce the amount of slack jawed inbreds that populated The Poultry Capital of Georgia.

    I wonder if Miss Krabapple also blames the children of illegals for that blood that oozes from her pee-hole on a monthly. "I cain't go teach them younguns. Them durn Messicans got my humors aflowin' again. Happens about this time every month, I reckon."

    Damn foreigners.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:52 PM  

  • Only because we couldn't pass laws fast enough to keep you out.

    I have to admit, the existence of the restaurant Carlos O'Kelly's led me to believe that there might be some mutual sympathies between you guys and the Mexicans.

    I'm shocked to learn that I can't rely on capitalist endeavors for truth.

    By Blogger Aunt B, at 1:53 PM  

  • Not only did you grow up there, you went to college in that part of the woods, and your jaw t'ain't so slack.
    Besides, yuppie culture had crept up there after you left, no doubt from all the whitebread retirees.

    By Blogger Exador, at 7:43 AM  

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