Monosyllabic Pedantry

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The day she snaps

Mrs Schwartz says that, if she ever snaps, she's not going to climb a clock tower with a rifle. She's going to take the jeep to Walmart and mow down all the people that deliberately walk slowly in front of her.

That cracked me up. The thought of her going back and forth, running down the idiots.

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2 Comments:

  • I'm with Mrs. Schwartz! I own a Jeep and I have thought about running down slow walking idiots several times.

    No dents or anything, the only sounds, "thunk thunk" and away you go.

    By OpenID inkedblots, at 7:51 PM  

  • mmmmmmmm thunk thunk

    mrs schwartz

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:51 AM  

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