Happy Mick Day

Hey, keep it down over there!

If you're out getting drunk and getting into a fight, you might be Irish. Then again, odds are you're not. You're a goof ball.

St Pats has gone the way of New Year's Eve. It's amateur night, where you can pay twice as much for food and drink that's half as good as it was in the same bar last week, then play roadblock-dodge with your local PD.

I may stop on the way home and pick up a six-pack of Harp. I've got to work tomorrow.