She's Gone

She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
better learn how to face it
She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
pay the devil to replace her
She's Gone - what went wrong....


Zachary's new girl is gone. Mrs Schwartz drove around town and found a "Lost Dog" sign. She called the guy, and he was a basket case.

Mrs Schwartz: Is the dog that you lost a male or female?
Lost Dog Guy: SHE'S MY LITTLE GIIRRRRRLLLL!

She described him as very well dressed, early 50's, possibly gay. He wore a business suit with a silk shirt, and when he saw Muddy (found out her name) he dropped down and hugged her, muddy paws and all. He was weeping!
He insisted on paying her a reward. She argued. He opened an envelope PACKED with bills. She said "OK. Give me whatever is the smallest you have. "
He said "They're all 20's".

So Lost Dog Guy bought our lunch today. Thanks.