Monosyllabic Pedantry

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

She's Gone

She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
better learn how to face it
She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
pay the devil to replace her
She's Gone - what went wrong....


Zachary's new girl is gone. Mrs Schwartz drove around town and found a "Lost Dog" sign. She called the guy, and he was a basket case.

Mrs Schwartz: Is the dog that you lost a male or female?
Lost Dog Guy: SHE'S MY LITTLE GIIRRRRRLLLL!

She described him as very well dressed, early 50's, possibly gay. He wore a business suit with a silk shirt, and when he saw Muddy (found out her name) he dropped down and hugged her, muddy paws and all. He was weeping!
He insisted on paying her a reward. She argued. He opened an envelope PACKED with bills. She said "OK. Give me whatever is the smallest you have. "
He said "They're all 20's".

So Lost Dog Guy bought our lunch today. Thanks.

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6 Comments:

  • Is there an emotion Hall and Oates didn't put to music?

    I don't think so.

    By Blogger Short and Fat, at 11:37 AM  

  • Dude. You should turn off the flash when you take pictures of dogs. It hurts their eyes. This has been a free hint brought to you by your Public Plimco System and readers like you.

    By Blogger Plimco, at 6:47 AM  

  • Hey, Great Idea, Plimco. Then all my pictures would come out the same: A black rectangle!

    Stick to acting.

    By Blogger Exador, at 6:58 AM  

  • Two words for you, smart ass:

    Natural Light.

    By Blogger Plimco, at 8:11 AM  

  • Natural Light is a TERRIBLE beer.
    I'm WAY too sophisticated for that.

    By Blogger Exador, at 8:23 AM  

  • baDUMP...CHING! He'll be here all week, folks.

    By Blogger Plimco, at 8:57 AM  

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