Atlanta Pride

Mrs Schwartz and I went to Atlanta's gay pride festival at Piedmont Park. We loaded up two plastic bottles with gin and juice and headed out. Fortunately, we brought umbrellas with us, since it poured rain the entire time.
Lesbians are drawn to her like moths to a flame. She offered to share her umbrella with a girl that looked like Spanky from the Little Rascals. In no time, she had four more, all huddling under her umbrella.