Monosyllabic Pedantry

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

A survey for the Ladies

I was at the gym after work, on a treadmill, amongst a lot of other treadmills and ellipticals.

Directly in front of this area is the leg curl machine. On this machine, you lie on your stomach with your ass slightly elevated, and bend your knees to work your hamstrings, like this:A woman, in shorts, got on this machine. Her shorts were short, and loose enough, that anybody on the dozens of machines could see some of her naughty bits.

So my survey is this:

Should I go tell this girl that she's flashing ten or twelve people?

Mrs Schwartz is of the opinion that I should not, and I'm a pervert for noticing. I feel it's like having your fly down; I'd want someone to tell me, if it was me.


  • I doubt it would have been necessary to tell her. I am certain she was aware of it.


    By Blogger Ryan, at 10:06 PM  

  • I agree with Ryan. I just don't see how that could happen on accident.

    What kind of underwear was she wearing?

    By Blogger Aunt B, at 5:03 AM  

  • Her underwear was white, with some kind of slight pattern, but it had ridden up enough that I can confirm that she did some shaving.

    By Blogger Exador, at 5:38 AM  

  • Hmm. Well, now I'm torn. Maybe she didn't notice.

    By Blogger Aunt B, at 5:47 AM  

  • Please identify the gym and the times when this lady works out. I feel like I should investigate this personally before I can give you an informed opinion.

    By Anonymous Michael, at 6:13 PM  

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