Monosyllabic Pedantry

Monday, June 12, 2006

Beer Prevents Cancer

WooHoo! According to Fox news, A main ingredient in beer may help prevent prostate cancer and enlargement, according to a new study.

They go on to say that you have to drink at least 17 beers in order for a person to benefit. The news just gets better and better!

Pardon me, while I go drink to my health.


  • I don't have a prostate gland, but if I did, I'm certain that it would be a happy one.
    My spouse, on the other hand..has one,and it's in a sad case of repair..not for the lack of instigation on my part. To all who think that having a penis=sex............not really. As some men age, their thoughts drift to fishing or golf, and no matter how radiant or tempting you try to be....he'd rather be with guys! He's not gay, he simply can't hoist the mizzen...

    By Blogger Chrissykins, at 6:15 PM  

  • How frustrating. As I recall, you keep that kitty shaved too. Too bad.

    By Blogger Exador, at 4:12 AM  

  • I am now officially the healthiest person you know.

    Anything in that study about how donuts and cigarettes ward off heart disease?

    By Anonymous Sarcastro, at 10:26 AM  

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