Superman

Mrs Schwartz bought a DVD of classis cartoons for $5 at Walmart. Since today's Saturday morning cartoons suck, we watched it. I have a few questions.

Has anybody thought to stop by Metropolis Technical College and ask why they keep churning out mad scientists? Go to the source.

Maybe Superman should just knock down the ominous Mad-Scientist-Mountain that overlooks Metropolis, since that's where they always mount their death-rays, and have their evil labs.

Lois Lane is total bitch. What does Superman see in her? You're Superman. You could have anybody.

Cops should still carry Tommy guns with the drum magazine. That's cool.