Lance's deal with the devil

Apparently, whatever deal with the devil that Lance Armstrong made that allowed him to overcome cancer and then win the Tour de France six times in a row, is also infused in his semen. What other possible explanation could there be for Sheryl Crow to look this good at 43?
While always attractive, she never looked this good before the mysterious exposure to the powers of the dark. Then again, maybe Sheryl is innocent, and it was simply a portion of Lance's deal that his fiance turn into a hottie.

As of this posting, neither Sheryl nor Lance has publicly denied their contract with Beelzebub.