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New Orleans will be a Chocolate City Again!
Mayor Ray Nagin
Just when you thought you'd seen the limit to this moron's stupidity, he goes the rest of the way around the bend.
First off the playlist is his proclamation that N.O. will be a chocolate city again. I'm all for ethnic and cultural pride. What I'm against is hypocrisy. The hypocrisy that would accompany the outrage over my proclaiming that "Atlanta will be a vanilla city again!"
The hyprocrisy that allows a black man, and a politician no less, to proclaim, "We don't want you white devils moving into our city!"
I guess Mayor Nagin only likes whitey when he's shoveling tax dollars into his city.
"This city will be a majority African American city. It's the way God wants it to be. "
Yeah, God's always hated whitey too.
Isn't this the arguement that the Klan used to use, about how "God wants it to be that way. It's His natural order."
The other idiotic sentiment was that Katrina was all George Bush's fault. Oh, not because he blew up the levees. No, he brought God's wrath upon a city where 3 people voted for him, all by going to war in Iraq. Jehovah does work in mysterious ways.
It's obvious why Mayor Nimrod wants his chocolate city so badly; he needs that voting block. If a bunch of whiteys and affluent blacks move in, they won't vote for a boob, just because he's black. They're going to expect him to be competent. That doesn't bode well for Mr Schoolbus-soaker.
So to recap,
The disaster in N.O. was not the fault of the incompetent mayor, it WAS the fault of W.
God wants whitey out of N.O.
New Orleans will become the Willy Wonka chocolate factory.
Pay no attention to the gunfire.
3 Comments:
Come on! You left out the funniest quote: "Surely God is mad at America. He sent us hurricane after hurricane after hurricane, and it's destroyed and put stress on this country."
Nagin's not as funny as you with your "The other idiotic sentiment was that Katrina was all George Bush's fault. Oh, not because he blew up the levees. No, he brought God's wrath upon a city where 3 people voted for him, all by going to war in Iraq. Jehovah does work in mysterious ways." but pretty funny.
The italics indicate where I laughed hard enough to startle the cats.
By Aunt B, at 6:51 PM
There was gunfire at the N.O. King Day celebration. Welcome to the Utopia that is New Orleans Dark Chocolate with Nuts!
Let's examine Ray's logic for a minute. God sent hurricanes. These hurricanes ran out all of the poor black people. Only white folks and black folks of means can afford to move back and restore their homes. The shittier parts of the majority black city will be bulldozed and turned into parkland. But God wants it to be a majority black city after running all the negroes out of town? Gotcha.
By Anonymous, at 7:37 PM
Well, he's apologized for his crazy talk.
Which makes me a little sad, as I've come to believe that a chocolate New Orleans would be the greatest Valentine's Day gift ever.
By Aunt B, at 7:59 PM
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