Monosyllabic Pedantry

Sunday, October 29, 2006

New Dog Toys



Mrs Schwartz found a website that sells really cool dog toys. We bought three.
  1. Bo Bo, like in the Petsmart commercials. Zachary loves him. He's been taking Bo Bo out into the yard with him and sleeping on him. I think reality may follow that commercial.
  2. A Platypus. Very cool, but the best part? It comes with platypus eggs! The brown eggs fit in its belly. The idea is that your dog will have fun getting them out, but I don't see how the mother could survive the operation. It also came with two extra eggs.
  3. Death. When you squeeze Death, the sound he makes is BUM ba bum BUM. BUM ba bum bum BUMMMMM.

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3 Comments:

  • Are the platypus eggs stuffed or are they plastic? Wouldn't that be a choking hazard? Unless... Maybe they're balls masquerading as "eggs" in which case, 5 dog toys in one! Genius!

    By Blogger Plimco, at 11:01 AM  

  • They're brown and stuffed.

    By Blogger Exador, at 12:05 PM  

  • So they look like fuzzy turds.

    By Blogger Plimco, at 12:42 PM  

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