You Pesky Kids!

The house that is behind us was vacated last summer. The previous owner claimed he had suddenly decided to move to Gainesville, but his wife let slip that they were being foreclosed on due to lack of payment on the mortgage.
Since then, the house has been empty.
Mrs Schwartz was called over to the fence by two guys this morning. They told her they are handymen who work for the new owner. They said that someone has broken into the empty house to smoke cigs and drink beer. They've done it twice (the repair guys had already fixed it from the last time) but this last time, they pissed all over the carpet (Nice), so the handymen now had to replace all of the carpeting.
The house is kind of isolated from us; in fact we can't even see it. It's not surprising that we didn't hear anything. Of course, now we'll be on the lookout for them.