Current Events

I forgot that this is a good enough event to post.

Last friday, my mother (in Binghamton, NY) was awoken at 4 AM by a phone call.
The caller was an elderly woman, who apologized profusely for calling at that hour.
The woman said, "You need to check on "exador"*. He's in danger."

My mother asked what I was in danger from. The woman responded that, "it's his time."

My mother asked who the old lady was and she hung up.

My mother started calling me at 7 AM (I can't believe she waited that long)

I had my cell turned off because I was charging it from the night before. I don't have a land line.

At 9:30, I got an email from my sister at my work, that said, "Call your mother right NOW!!!"

I called. My mother had the cops at her house. It was the cops idea to call my sister.

My mother had told the cops that I had "EXTREME RIGHT WING VIEWS" and that I had a blog where I expressed my EXTREME RIGHT WING VIEWS".

So I get on the phone with the cop to tell him that I'm OK. He asks me if I know of anybody who would want me dead. Then he asks me if I'm involved in any sort of militia groups (thanks Mom!) I found out later that he had asked my mother if I was in the Arian Nation. My mother responded that, "No, he's not quite that bad."

I assured him that my mother is a left wing nut and not to listen to anything that she says. If I had more time to prepare, I would have told him that my mother often talked about killing the president., just for revenge.

*She knew my real name.