Monosyllabic Pedantry

Thursday, February 02, 2006

You may now sue everybody

This moron is actually suing Apple because you can hurt your hearing by turning your Ipod up too high. That is, if you're too stupid to know that it's up too high. What a jackass. This opens up many money making opportunities.

Sue every maker of car, home and portable music devices.
Sue every car maker for selling cars that go too fast.
Sue every light, flashlight and lightbulb maker for selling something that will hurt your vision.
Sue every maker of every kind of food.
Sue your HVAC maker for making a unit that can make your house too hot or too cold.
Sue every maker of every kind of chemical.

Fuck it. Everybody sue everybody.

Sadly, the Ipods already have an idiot sticker, that says "permanent hearing loss may occur if earphones or headphones are used at high volume."

The sickest part is that pussyville, aka France, has already passed a law that limits the Ipods to 100 dBs. For me, that's WAY too loud, but what if you already have a hearing disability and you need 120 dBs to hear anything?


  • You know, you may have a second career as a poet. I think I could sell that stuff in the middle. You could be like the Chuck Palahniuk of poets. I mean, I don't know of any libertarian gun-nut poets; you could fill a need.

    By Blogger Aunt B, at 12:54 PM  

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