Christ. Helping Geeks get laid for Centuries

We have another story of a creepy guy using religion to justify his behavior. As if the church didn't have enough problems. Warren Steed Jeffs got caught in, of all places, Las Vegas. So much for that "what happens in Vegas" slogan.
Take a look at Jeff.
Do you think this guy could get laid any other way?
What should REALLY curl your toes, is that he has 10,000 followers. There are no pictures of Warren's father, from whom Warren inherited the mantle of chump-shepherd.

"Mmmmm...I'm a creepy-serial-killer-looking-guy. How about I proclaim myself a prophet and sucker in rubes with access to 16 year old chicks?"

One of the telling details of this scam is this quote:

"Young men and boys are often forced out to ensure a supply of young brides for male elders."

This is a first-rate, sicko Ponzi scheme. The men join up for a continuos supply of teen tail, in exchange for giving up their own daughters to the pyramid.

At least we know he's not gay. That's would be a sin.