Monosyllabic Pedantry

Monday, April 03, 2006

More obesity products

In my ongoing series about what a bunch of lard-butts we're becoming, we now come to the beginning of the story. In addition to the fat-person ambulances and needles, we now have bigger, fat-kid child safety seats.
More than a quarter of a million U.S. children ages 1 to 6 are heavier than the weight limits for standard car seats, and most are 3-year-olds who weigh more than 40 pounds, the study found.


  • OH, but his little man-child boobs are so CUTE! AND his little arm cleavage! Oh! I just want to give him a chilly dog! Until he gets old and starts to stink and decides to sit next to me on the subway... But today?! OH!

    By Blogger Plimco, at 6:59 AM  

  • Thank god, Plimco. I thought I was the only one. He is cute.

    By Blogger Aunt B, at 6:31 AM  

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