My problem with breeders

I've written about how much it frustrates me that the anklebiters are so slow getting on the bus. Someone else apparently shares my pain, because they wrote into the Atlanta paper,

What’s with the school buses stopping at every driveway? Can’t the spoiled little curtain climbers all meet at one driveway?

This elicited a response from some dumbass parent:

Children could gather at one driveway for the school bus if we weren’t too cheap to put in sidewalks so they could walk safely on the side of the road.

This perfectly illustrates the mindset that makes so many parents unbearable.

The Entire Universe should stop and the Big Bang should be reversed before my little Camden is inconvenienced in any way.

God forbid that little Brice has to walk through his cul de sac neighborhood on the side of the road!!!
Oh, the humanity!!!!

It's bad enough that these same fetus-spouting safety nazis are behind the fact that neighborhoods are all built as cul de sacs now (we wouldn't want through traffic to endanger Brittney's bike riding), so now traffic into Atlanta is all forced onto interstates, completely fucking up a major metropolitan city. It is this mindset that causes traffic to come to a standstill all over Atlanta because every one of these SUV-driving chowderheads has to personally drive their little tax deduction to school, because GOD-ALMIGHTY FORBID that the little angels get on a bus where BAD BAD things might happen to them.

It is this mindset that says that I should always pay more in taxes. I should fund additional sidewalks, bigger schools, laptops for everyone, higher teacher pay, smaller classrooms, little league, and school lunches. It's why my local park had acres of wooded walking trails replaced by multiple little league baseball and football fields.

Because all things are essential if they're FOR THE CHILDREN.

Just like Hitler, Stalin, and Nancy Pelosi said so.

Hey, if you want kids, then pay for those kids.

So, from me to you, Mommie Dearest? Fuck You, and Fuck Camden.