Overheard in New York

I don't know why this is so addictive. Maybe because I've been to NY and this is a little snap shot of life there.

Crazy Guy: So I had to get fillings in all of my teeth.

Passenger: Uh huh.

Crazy Guy: But I figured, why let them do that to me after they drilled holes in my brain, ya know?

Passenger: Sure.

Crazy Guy: But I figured, might as well! Although if they were going to fill my teeth, I'd want them to use jelly.

Passenger: Yep.

Crazy Guy: But the guy at the counter said they were out of jelly. So I got a blueberry muffin.

--R train