I’m really tired of having politicians who are complete fucking nerds. American politicians used to be so cool. Andrew Jackson killed at least 13 people in duels and when an attempted assassin walked up to him with a gun in each hand, Jackson nearly beat him to death with a stick. George Washington was a fucking giant, and Indians called him the “Devourer of Villages.” Theodore Roosevelt carried a gun at all times, boxed and practiced jiu jitsu, and by that I mean while he was President, inside the White House. Why jiu jitsu? Well because it’s “meant for practice in killing or disabling our adversary” of course, or at least that’s what the dangerous lunatic wrote in this letter.

Flash forward to today and Al Gore can’t even attempt to get a handjob without fucking it up beyond all comprehension. What are the odds he can even throw a football without looking like a complete queer. God this is so humiliating.

h/t Here

Fried Chicken Giveaway Leads to Atlanta Riot

From the AJC

One movie-goer said free chicken sandwiches may had contributed to the brawl.

"It was an absolute mob scene, from the Chick-fil-A girls getting mobbed trying to hand out free sandwiches to the complete lack of respect for the people watching the movie," said Marc Freund.

The jokes write themselves.

Vacation in Arizona!

In case anyone would like to see the Grand Canyon, Lake Havasu, or any of the other natural wonders that Arizona has to offer, you can get a free guide here:

http://arizonaguide.com/

If you would like to sign a petition, showing your support for SB1070 and Governor Jan Brewer, you can do so HERE.

HAA Ha! This is why we moved

See the part that says, PARALYZING BLIZZARD? We used to live in the middle of that!

Update! Ha! Ha!

Your Move

Who knew Robert Downey Jr could sing?

Need Some Polka?

The Missus is half Polish and half Czech, so polka's in her blood. She grew up going to Happy Louie's Polka Review.
So I found a website that allows us to have polka any time "we" want.

The Polka Jammer Network!

Catcher in the Rye Sucked

If I wanted to listen to a teenager bitch and moan, I'd hang out at the mall.

RIP anyway, Salinger

Cool Technology

Damn! That's my Problem!

Best Christmas Commercial Ever

A Christmas Carol

AMC is playing a 1984 version of A Christmas Carol, starring George C Scott. It's excellent. I think I've missed it in the past because every time it comes on, I think, "Oh God. Another telling of this."
If you see one telling of this story, make it this version. It's that good.

Gran Torino

Best Movie Ever.

Feel Good Friday