Monosyllabic Pedantry

Thursday, July 01, 2010


I’m really tired of having politicians who are complete fucking nerds. American politicians used to be so cool. Andrew Jackson killed at least 13 people in duels and when an attempted assassin walked up to him with a gun in each hand, Jackson nearly beat him to death with a stick. George Washington was a fucking giant, and Indians called him the “Devourer of Villages.” Theodore Roosevelt carried a gun at all times, boxed and practiced jiu jitsu, and by that I mean while he was President, inside the White House. Why jiu jitsu? Well because it’s “meant for practice in killing or disabling our adversary” of course, or at least that’s what the dangerous lunatic wrote in this letter.

Flash forward to today and Al Gore can’t even attempt to get a handjob without fucking it up beyond all comprehension. What are the odds he can even throw a football without looking like a complete queer. God this is so humiliating.

h/t Here

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

What we have here...


...is a failure to communicate.

UPDATED:
Mark Stein has a great article:
As I write, I have my papers on me — and not just because I’m in Arizona. I’m an immigrant, and it is a condition of my admission to this great land that I carry documentary proof of my residency status with me at all times and be prepared to produce it to law-enforcement officials,...

And:

Opinion polls show broad support for tough Arizona immigration law

• A Zogby Interactive poll of 2,108 adults conducted from April 16-19 found broad support for major immigration reform and immigration regulations that are more restrictive. “79 percent do not agree that illegal aliens are entitled to the same rights and basic freedoms as US citizens,” said the poll.

• An online Angus Global Monitor poll found 71 percent of respondents in favor of requiring state and local police to determine a person's residency status if there is "reasonable suspicion" that the person is an illegal immigrant, as well as arresting people who are unable to provide documentation to prove they are in the US legally. Also, 53 percent of respondents would make it a crime to hire day laborers off the street.

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The various commie groups are raising heck with their protests. The liberal media is blowing up the protests as bigger than they are, while ignoring the violent instances. This has gotten the pussy politicians scrambling to be the next one in the barrel for La Raza.
And yet, in every news story I've read, the comments section has nothing but people saying, "Yeah, it's about time. Good for Arizona for having the balls to stand up to the problem. If only our politicians would do the same."

70% of the people of Arizona support SB1070.

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Boycott San Fransisco!

City workers banned from official travel to Arizona

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom announced today a moratorium on official city travel to Arizona after the state enacted a controversial new immigration law that directs local police to arrest those suspected of being in the country illegally.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Vacation in Arizona!

In case anyone would like to see the Grand Canyon, Lake Havasu, or any of the other natural wonders that Arizona has to offer, you can get a free guide here:

http://arizonaguide.com/

If you would like to sign a petition, showing your support for SB1070 and Governor Jan Brewer, you can do so HERE.

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Thursday, April 08, 2010

Don't worry your pretty little heads



Here’s Madam Speaker at an event in San Francisco speaking about the new health care “reform” bill:

”It’s like the back of the refrigerator. You see all these wires and the rest,” said Pelosi. “All you need to know is, you open the door. The light goes on.”

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Monday, April 05, 2010

Choked to Death


From the NYP:
America's jobs growth engine is being choked to death.

A record 25 percent increase in the taxes against US small businesses -- from costs associated with new health care law, to an increased Medicare tax, increased capital gains taxes and higher state and city taxes -- is repealing any ability of these entrepreneurs to add jobs to their payroll.

"The impact of these higher taxes and reduced hiring will be a recovery cycle that will be much longer, be slower to take hold and be without much job growth,"

The 26 million small businesses in the US — like Eneslow Shoes, headed by CEO Robert Schwartz— are getting buried under an avalanche of new taxes, which include:

* An increase of 4.6% in federal taxes from 35% to 39.6% (expiration of Bush tax cuts)

* An increase in capital gains taxes from 15% to 20% (expiration of Bush tax cuts)

* A new tax of 3.85% on investment income, dividends, rents, royalties mandated in the new health care bill

* An increase in the Medicare payroll tax to 2.35% as mandated in the new health care bill

* In states like New Jersey and others, state and municipal taxes have been raised by the average of almost 2%

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Thursday, April 01, 2010

Makes Georgia Proud

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Friday, March 26, 2010

90% of GDP

Sure, THAT's fiscally sound.

President Obama's fiscal 2011 budget will generate nearly $10 trillion in cumulative budget deficits over the next 10 years, $1.2 trillion more than the administration projected, and raise the federal debt to 90 percent of the nation's economic output by 2020, the Congressional Budget Office reported Thursday.

Hey Liberals, whining about the cost of Iraq! Suck it!

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

For Thee, Not Me

I listened to Obama during my lunch, talking about the glories of his Commiecare.
All I could think of, during all the high-minded talk, was, "Then why aren't you, or any member of congress, going to be on the same plan? Why are you keeping your 'special, just for us leaders' health coverage?"

I've heard the right-wingers talking all day about rescinding the bill as soon as they can, but I'd say the fastest way to get rid of it is to pass a law that puts congress on the plan.

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Mooching Breeders


First of all, let me point out that I don't fault people for taking advantage of tax breaks. My beef is with the government.
Secondly, if you want to have a kid, go for it, with my blessing. But what gives you the right to make me or anyone else pay for your kid?

From investors.com,

A record number of the 142 million tax returns filed in 2008 resulted in no taxes owed, according to the Tax Foundation's analysis of the latest IRS data. About 51.6 million returns, or 36.3%, were filed by those whose deductions, exemptions and tax credits wiped out any federal income-tax obligation.

These aren't people who have overpaid their taxes or had so much withheld from their paychecks that they'll get refunds. Those people owe taxes and merely provided the government with a zero interest loan until accounts are settled. These are people who pay no taxes at all.

There's been a 59% increase in the number of nonpayers since 2000, growing from 32.6 million in 2000 to 51.6 million in 2008. In the same period, the total tax filers grew by only 10%.

Not only are fewer people paying any taxes, but also the income levels for these nonpayers have steadily risen. A family of four earning more than $50,000 can have no income tax liability after taking the standard deduction and the child tax credit.

According to the Tax Foundation, "The major elements of the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008 boosted the maximum income for nonpayers to more than $56,700" — the highest ever.

The government has continually expanded the value of benefits such as the earned income tax credit to the point where you get a check from Uncle Sam even if you paid no taxes during the year. That's what made it so laughable when the administration claimed it was cutting taxes for most Americans when nearly 40% pay no taxes to start with. These are in essence welfare checks.

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Thursday, March 04, 2010

Fair Warning


I expect that NONE of the crybaby liberals, who have complained about stereotypes, or wearing blackface, are going to be "celebrating" St Patrick's Day.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Harry Reid proves he's an idiot, part 200,000


"Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive," the majority leader added.

"Women don't have jobs either, but women aren’t abusive, most of the time," he said.

*Updated to include picture goodness.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Queen Nancy

Having a tough time finding work? Don't worry. Queen Nancy feels your pain. Fortunately, she's able to quench that pain with Greygoose vodka, at $26.65 per drink.

Over the past two years, her cost for JUST IN-FLIGHT EXPENSES is $101,429. That's just booze and food while on a flight!!!

Here's one bill:


Her travel costs JUST FROM THE MILITARY are $2,100,744. TWO MILLION DOLLARS?!

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

We're so Screwed

Pelosi, Reid and Obama just refuse to see reality. Even as their policies extend this recession, they can't break doctrine.

From Queen Nancy:
“And three central pillars to that, to create jobs, are investment in education to produce innovation for the 21st Century, investments in health care to lower its cost, and it’s a competitiveness issue as well as a health issue, and that’s important to business, and then to have a new green energy policy to create new good jobs.”

Great. That won't do shit, except further hamstring the economy. Investing in education (if that meant more than just kissing the ass of the teachers' union) is great and all, but it doesn't reap benefits for a decade. The other two pillars are job killers.

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Extortion does not equal charity

In this Christmas season, allow me to point out to the communists out there this simple fact:

Forcing someone at gunpoint to give you money is not the same thing as that person giving to charity.

Anymore than a mugger who's robbing to feed his family. Forced stealing is NOT the same as charity. One involves force. The other involves giving.

GIVING doesn't equal Stealing.

Taxes are enforced at the point of a gun.

Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas, China

On Christmas Eve, the senate votes to approve the Health care bill and extend the National Debt Ceiling to $12.4 TRILLION. Anyone reading this at least has the intelligence to see that those two are connected.

Doesn't it send up a red flag to you liberals that they insisted on getting this vote done on Christmas Eve? While dumb enough to be communists, some of you should have enough remaining synapses firing to tell you that they are hiding this. If they are hiding it, maybe there's a reason.

Jesus, people wake up.

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Red Environmentalists

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Purple Club w/that Union Label



Let's resurrect that Card Check / Intimidation bill so we can all get union thugs at our doors!

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Monday, September 21, 2009

ACORN's Criminal History

The NY Post has a nice history of ACORN's consistently criminal shenanigans.

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Thursday, September 03, 2009

TIME, what a news agency!


Why DOES the world hate us?

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