Monosyllabic Pedantry

Saturday, April 29, 2006

What more can be said?

Moonbats protesting in NY.
Jesse Jackson, Cindy Sheehan, Al Sharpton and Susan Sarandon march with these people.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

You want fluff, lady? You got it.

I've received some criticism that the blog is a bit grumpy, and that I should intermingle some fluff with the serious stuff.

Ok. You could call it:
  • A shameless rip off of the Nashville Knucklehead.
  • An homage to the same Knuck.
  • Luck (good or bad), that I happened to find my college ID this week.
Whichever, you choose...

Let's all remember, folks, that mullets were in style then. This was at the bleeding edge of 80's fashion. This is not something that I would advocate for either myself, other men, or lesbians today.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

My problem with breeders

I've written about how much it frustrates me that the anklebiters are so slow getting on the bus. Someone else apparently shares my pain, because they wrote into the Atlanta paper,

What’s with the school buses stopping at every driveway? Can’t the spoiled little curtain climbers all meet at one driveway?

This elicited a response from some dumbass parent:

Children could gather at one driveway for the school bus if we weren’t too cheap to put in sidewalks so they could walk safely on the side of the road.

This perfectly illustrates the mindset that makes so many parents unbearable.

The Entire Universe should stop and the Big Bang should be reversed before my little Camden is inconvenienced in any way.

God forbid that little Brice has to walk through his cul de sac neighborhood on the side of the road!!!
Oh, the humanity!!!!

It's bad enough that these same fetus-spouting safety nazis are behind the fact that neighborhoods are all built as cul de sacs now (we wouldn't want through traffic to endanger Brittney's bike riding), so now traffic into Atlanta is all forced onto interstates, completely fucking up a major metropolitan city. It is this mindset that causes traffic to come to a standstill all over Atlanta because every one of these SUV-driving chowderheads has to personally drive their little tax deduction to school, because GOD-ALMIGHTY FORBID that the little angels get on a bus where BAD BAD things might happen to them.

It is this mindset that says that I should always pay more in taxes. I should fund additional sidewalks, bigger schools, laptops for everyone, higher teacher pay, smaller classrooms, little league, and school lunches. It's why my local park had acres of wooded walking trails replaced by multiple little league baseball and football fields.

Because all things are essential if they're FOR THE CHILDREN.

Just like Hitler, Stalin, and Nancy Pelosi said so.

Hey, if you want kids, then pay for those kids.

So, from me to you, Mommie Dearest? Fuck You, and Fuck Camden.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

The Other Face of Illegal Immigration?

This is Adan Torres Garcia. Adan was driving his cargo van through Gwinnett Estates Mobile home park at 7pm on Sunday, when he ran over an 8-year old boy named Daniel who was riding his bike.
Daniel got stuck under the van and was dragged for several feet, tearing his arm 90% off of his body.
Adan got out of the van and, despite such a horrific wound to Daniel, he moved Daniel to the side of the road, then got back into his van and drove away. He only got about 20 feet before he had to stop again to remove Daniel's bike from underneath the van. After throwing the bike into a yard, Adan drove off.
Fortunately, some neighbors got Adan's tag number and he was quickly caught by police.
Daniel is in fair condition at Children's Healthcare of Atlanta, but doctors don't know how much use he will have of his arm, or how much rehabilitation he will have to go through.

Adan is being held on:
  1. Causing an accident involving death or serious personal injury.
  2. Serious injury by vehicle.
  3. DUI.
  4. Driving without a driver's license.
  5. A previous "failure to Appear" warrant.
  6. And he is being held under OCGA code 99-9997 "Hold for other Agency" (That would be immigration).

Friday, April 14, 2006

The Turning Point

I've been thinking lately about the various assaults on what would be considered traditionally "American", which is really doublespeak for what is 'traditional Anglo-Saxon White".
By Assaults, I mean the riots/protests in favor of latinos taking over a good chunk of the southwest, and the recent "we're-supposed-to-be-nice-to-

I am a member of this demographic. I'm white, Irish, an engineer. I live in the suburbs. You don't get any whiter than me.

Let me tell you this: My demographic has a recent history of being one of the most receptive, accepting groups in world history. This is what makes terrorists so happy. For people who live in the past, this illiterate, bearded group of camel-fuckers have not looked beyond 100 years in the past.
My demographic burned so many people in Europe, that it is was described as "a forest" of burning people.
What I'm getting at here, is that my demographic is soft. We've had things easy for so long that we are unhistorically kind.
But this same people have a history of committing acts of barbarity and cruelty unrivaled in world history.

All we need is to cross that line.

You think I'm kidding. I'm not.

At some point, the people of this country, primarily white, will decide that all this "just politics" bullshit is actually going to harm their children, and then they will decide that it's perfectly ok with them to kill EVERYBODY in the middle east.

And that is exactly what they will demand their leaders do.

Watch what happens if a nuke is detonated here. Soccer moms across the country will demand that Mecca gets nuked.

Our robo-politicians will do it. They'll do whatever they're told, if they're told by enough voters.

Martin Luther King Jr did amazing work on the idealogical side of the civil rights movement, but the black Panthers (and I have a lot of problems with those thugs) carried things to a new level with a show of force.

If things continue, there will come a time that everyday people have had enough, and start carrying guns. It's not going to be good.

Mrs Schwartz was at a store on the day of the illegal alien protest. She said she was at the checkout and there were 30 people in line. Next to them was an open lane with a latino girl working the register. The customers refused to go through her line. The manager came up and told people to come over to that line. They refused. Mrs Schwartz went through her line. The girl was quick and efficient. I asked her, "Could there be some other reason that everyone refused to go through her line, other than her being latino?" She said "No, no chance".

There are two ANTI-illegal immigration protests now scheduled in Atlanta.; one on Sunday and another on Monday.

The Judeo-Christian tradition is very binary. God/Devil, Good/Evil.
Woe be to the group that is categorized as evil.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Thanks, Mugabe, you racist moron

One of the hallmarks of racism is the accompaniment of overwhelming stupidity. Sure, we've all seen it as Bob Ewell from To Kill a Mockingbird, but it's all over the world.
Prime example is King Dumbass, Robert Mugabe. This genius decided that he was going to take the "breadbasket of Africa" and turn it into a famine. Way to go, Bob!
What a fucktard. He decided to take farms that had been run for generations by people who were born and raised in Zimbabwe, and take that industrial farm complex away because the owners were white, and give it to a bunch of illiterate thugs.
Who could have seen that famine coming?

I find it fascinating that morons like Danny Glover have a fit about apartheid in South Africa, but are strangely silent when the oppressor has dark skin. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Maybe I should go to Liberia to find racial harmony? Oh Yeah, never mind.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

You Democrats must be so proud

I've seen nothing in the MSM about the true organizers of this mess: Various Communist Organizations, including The World Workers Party, and their front-organization, International A.N.S.W.E.R., the International Socialist Organization, and the US Communist Party.
There was also the usual Moonbats that attend every mob they can: The Muslims, the Black Panthers, various pro-Palestinian and anti-war groups. Let's not forget the various unions that also contributed.
You need look no farther than the blogworld's pictures from the events. I've never seen so much Che Guevara merchandizing. If Che really was the "man of the people" that these morons think he was, he'd be spinning in his circle of hell right now.
Do we really want these groups dictating our border policy?

Monday, April 10, 2006

Captain Exador

I bought a canoe last weekend. We took it out onto the Chatahoochee River on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday, Mrs Schwartz and I just put in near the house and paddled upstream for about an hour and floated back down. Sunday, we went to the Buford Dam, which makes Lake Lanier. We decided to bring Zachary, since he doesn't get out much anymore. He's never been in a canoe, and he generally doesn't like new situations. Hell, whenever some loser leaves a bag of trash on our road within sight of the yard, Zachary will bark at it because his little world has changed. We gave him 1/4 of a Xanax to keep him calm. We should have given him a full one, since the 1/4 didn't have much effect on him.
So, since there's no way to get him to climb in the canoe, I picked him up and put him in it. I had to hold him in place for the first few minutes, because he kept looking like he was ready to freak out. Shortly after we were underway, he jumped for freedom, naturally at the worst possible place. The water was deep. The bank was steep, all mud. I brought the canoe to the shore. Standing one foot off shore, I was waist deep in water. I coaxed him over to me and none-too-gently scooped him up and chucked him in.
After that, he was pretty good. He kept nearly tipping us, as he went from one side to the other, but I eventually got skilled at compensating for him.
The only real boondoggle came when we were about halfway through the trip. We had shot a few small rapids and we saw some coming up. I tried to judge the best place to go through. It was too late when we saw that we were about to go over a floodwall. The canoe got stuck going over it. I jumped out to try to push us over. The canoe got turned sideways and tipped about 45 degrees. Zachary jumped out and Mrs Schwartz got dumped backwards, into the water. It was only 2 feet deep, so no biggy. The hardest part was tricking Zachary to come close enough for me to grab him and get him back in. He knew the deal at that point, and was scared from getting pitched out. Shortly after that, he was so tired, he just sat and looked around.
We spent about 5 hours on the river, which was too long for all of us. Mrs Schwartz had the sense to pack sunscreen, which I put on my arms, but forgot to put on my legs or feet. My knees are fried to the bone. I have a sandal pattern burned onto my feet.

We all collapsed when we got home. At the end of the night, I went to take Zachary out once more before bed. He was lying on the couch. I leaned over the couch. "Zachary! Come on buddy, time to go out." Nothing. He just laid there, looking at me sideways. "Come on, I know you're tired." Nothing. I had to shake him and nudge him. He looked pissed.

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Friday, April 07, 2006

Overheard in New York

I don't know why this is so addictive. Maybe because I've been to NY and this is a little snap shot of life there.

Crazy Guy: So I had to get fillings in all of my teeth.

Passenger: Uh huh.

Crazy Guy: But I figured, why let them do that to me after they drilled holes in my brain, ya know?

Passenger: Sure.

Crazy Guy: But I figured, might as well! Although if they were going to fill my teeth, I'd want them to use jelly.

Passenger: Yep.

Crazy Guy: But the guy at the counter said they were out of jelly. So I got a blueberry muffin.

--R train

Give Jimmah Enough Rope...

I've tried to illustrate what a barking Moonbat Jimmy Carter is, (a.ka. "The Worst President Ever"). I have been unable to illustrate nearly as well as MoJimmah himself.

He gave an interview to the local, free hippie mag. Here it is in its entirety:

"I was teaching a Sunday school class two weeks ago," he recalls. "A girl, she was about 16 years old from Panama City [Fla.], asked me about the differences between Democrats and Republicans.
"I asked her, 'Are you for peace, or do you want more war?' Then I asked her, 'Do you favor government helping the rich, or should it seek to help the poorest members of society? Do you want to preserve the environment, or do you want to destroy it? Do you believe this nation should engage in torture, or should we condemn it? Do you think each child today should start life responsible for $28,000 in [federal government] debt, or do you think we should be fiscally responsible?'
"I told her that if she answered all of those questions, that she believed in peace, aiding the poor and weak, saving the environment, opposing torture ... then I told her, 'You should be a Democrat.'"

Sure, Jimmah, whatever you say, but
1. Democratic Presidents led us into WW1, WW2, The Korean War, and the Vietnam War.
2. The Great Society has done more to hurt the poor than anything in history.
3. The Democrats are fiscally responsible?!!! See Number 2.
4. All those eeeevil republicans want to do is torture and destroy the environment.

GOD, how did this idiot become President? I wouldn't trust him with my lunch money!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Leech Distribution

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Jihad Jemima to Buckwheat Bruiser.

I've been avoiding writing about Georgia's Embarassment, Jihad Cindy Cop-Slapper McKinney because I felt my disgust with her would prevent me from writing anything coherant, and the MSM is hammering it pretty well.
But it's the white elephant in the room. (Insert racial joke here)

One thing the news hasn't caught yet, is that , in her bid to play a whole deck of race cards, she has posted on her official, congressional website, how some black Capitol police brought a racial discrimination class action lawsuit against the government back in 2001, claiming a "racially hostile work environment".
It's pretty obvious that Jihad Cindy is trying to establish (slander) that there is rampant racism running through the department, leading white-devil-klansmen-officers to assualt innocent BLACK CONGRESSWOMEN who are trying to DO VERY IMPORTANT WORK in their efforts to SAVE HUMANITY.
It is incredibly unfortunate that it has recently come out that the actual incident was not caught on video tape.
In her original statement, which she posted only briefly on her website, she wrote "I used my arm to get him off of me." (an admition of guilt). She quickly replaced it with a statement which has no such confession.

What I don't get, and maybe I'm just too white, is this: Why don't shenanigans like this piss off the black community more than anyone. They MUST see that this discredits claims of real acts of racism and discrimination. They must see the communal eye-rolling when Cindy/Harry Belefonte/Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson bring their latest lynching du jour to the cameras.

Monday, April 03, 2006

More obesity products

In my ongoing series about what a bunch of lard-butts we're becoming, we now come to the beginning of the story. In addition to the fat-person ambulances and needles, we now have bigger, fat-kid child safety seats.
More than a quarter of a million U.S. children ages 1 to 6 are heavier than the weight limits for standard car seats, and most are 3-year-olds who weigh more than 40 pounds, the study found.

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