Monosyllabic Pedantry

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Cause of the Financhial Meltdown

Too Good Not to Repost. Hat tip to 6MB.

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Doing the work Americans won't do.

Testimony started today for the scumbags that did a series of home invasions in Gwinnett county.
The mother testified that she was sexually assaulted in front of her infant daughter. After one man raped her, another suspect grabbed her 6-month-old daughter by the hand and leg and tossed her into a crib.

“They asked if was a boy or girl,” the woman said. “I told them it was a boy to protect my little girl.”
She said she later learned that her mother had also been raped in front of her 6-year-old sister.
The robbery crew broke into nine homes in search of cash and valuables between Feb. 25 and April 30, 2004, Fern said. They battered, shot and tortured the men, sexually assaulted women and even pistol-whipped a child.

Bios of Gwinnett home invasion suspects, all of whom are illegals.
Take special note of all the previous arrests. Either these vermin were never deported, or they were deported and walked back across our non-border. Either one is equally likely.

Paulino Gonzalez-Martinez
Born: July 8, 1982, in Mexico
Address: 4350 Jimmy Carter Boulevard apartment 1912, Norcross
Arrested: Friday
Charges: Armed robbery
Previous charges: No prior arrests in Gwinnett

Jose Martinez
Born: July 29, 1985, in Mexico
Address: 1506 Lane Ridge Lane, Dunwoody
Arrested: Friday
Charges: Armed robbery
Previous charges: No prior arrests in Gwinnett

Gustavo Cisnero
Born: July 6, 1986, in Mexico
Address: No address, Norcross
Arrested: Saturday
Charges: Armed robbery and aggravated assault
Previous charges: No prior arrests in Gwinnett

Mario Silverio
Born: Jan. 9, 1978, in Mexico
Address: 5129 Whitted Lane, Lilburn
Arrested: Saturday
Charges: Armed robbery
Previous charges: No prior arrests in Gwinnett

Cecilio Castro Delacruz
Born: July 30, 1978, in Mexico
Address: No address, Lilburn
Arrested: Saturday
Charges: Armed robbery
Previous charges: Arrested on June 1, 2002, charged with carrying a concealed weapon and impeding the flow of traffic. Arrested on Jan. 1, 2003, charged with entering an automobile with intent to commit a theft. Arrested on June 20, 2003, charged with entering an automobile with intent to commit a theft

Gonzalo Ortega
Born: May 8, 1983, in Blackfoot, Idaho
Address: 4350 Jimmy Carter Boulevard, Apt. 1912, Norcross
Arrested: Saturday
Charges: Armed robbery
Previous charges: Arrested on March 16, 2004, charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and failure to maintain lane

Jaime Carrera Carmago
Born: Nov. 3, 1985, in Mexico
Address: 4350 Jimmy Carter Boulevard, Apt. 1912, Norcross
Arrested: Friday
Charges: Carrying a concealed weapon; driving without a license; possession of less than an ounce of marijuana and armed robbery
Previous charges: No prior arrests in Gwinnett

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Dinner with Exador

I was our wedding anniversary yesterday (thank you, thank you) so I took the Missus out to a swanky, italian restaurant.
We approach the hostess a few minutes early for our 7pm reservation. As she scans for a table, Mrs Schwartz says, "Somewhere romantic. It's our anniversary."
As we turn the corner, I see that there is a couple with their infant at the next table to ours. Just as Mrs S sits down and the hostess hands her a menu, the little Banshee starts to scream, 3 feet from our table.
I didn't even sit down. Mrs S stood up. We both told the hostess, "Somewhere a little quieter.", and walked away.
She led us to a fine table at the other end of the restaurant.

We could hear (faintly, thank God) that brat SCREAM all the way through dinner. Two hours. One time, the mother took the kid outside, only to return two minutes later and have the kid start screaming before it was seated.

I would have killed someone, if we had remained at that table.

As it was, we had a wonderful time, as always at this restaurant.
When desert rolled around, I initially declined, but a man at the next table (a New Yorker, by the sound of his accent) INSISTED that I get the canolli. Which I did, and he was right. He was also eating a canolli. He called to the waitress to put our canollis on his tab, as an anniversary present.

Just them, a woman came up to his table. Extended her telescopic fork and stuck it into his canolli.
She announced that she had been married 31 years and if ANYONE deserved a canolli, it was her.
She scooped out some of his canolli and ate it.
The gentleman did NOT know this woman. He sat there, speechless, as the woman returned to her table. After the shock wore off, our three tables talked a little more. The woman's husband embarassingly admitted that, "She does that all the time. I've taken her to black tie dinners and she takes out that damn fork". The woman responded that she "Couldn't help herself".

Mrs S went over to her table (cause she's wierd that way). Later, she told me that when she told the woman that she and her husband didn't look old enough to be married 31 years (they didn't), the woman responded that "she'd been having sex with him since before the age of consent".

Well, good talk. Bye.

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Things are getting tough at the pump

"There's been too much violence!"

After going by several Gainesville gas stations, only to discover that they had plastic bags over their pump handles, I found one station that had about half their pumps working. The place was swarmed with cars, those at the pumps, and those circling the pumps, waiting for an opening. I finally got in and filled my tank, as well as my 2.5 Gal container, in preparation for the coming apocalypse.

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Water Wonderland

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Friday, September 05, 2008

My Name Is Bruce

Oh yeah, I'll be seeing this.


New Orleans, The City that Keeps Giving

Gustav evacuees busted in blue jeans thefts

Police arrested four Hurricane Gustav evacuees Thursday evening in Atlanta mimicking the Metro area’s blue jeans bandits.

The crew — three women and a man — robbed two high-end Buckhead clothing stores of jeans before they were caught. They started around 5:45 p.m., at Luna at 3167 Peachtree Road, Atlanta police spokesman James Polite said.

“Four individuals went inside Luna, grabbing as much as they could grab,” Polite said. “Then they got into a vehicle and went to Brazil and did the same thing.”

Brazil, at 1923 Peachtree Road, is just three miles north of the first store, and witnesses identified the getaway car as a Pontiac G6 with Louisiana plates.

“Officers quickly spotted the car, and [the suspects] saw the officers and fled on foot,” Polite said.

Police gave chase and quickly arrested the four, all between the ages of 19 and their early 20s, Polite said.

The designer jeans, priced from $250 and up, were strewn throughout the car.

Police said the car was a rental, and the four suspects were all New Orleans residents who had fled Gustav.

Police said all will be charged with felony theft by taking, among other possible charges.


Wednesday, September 03, 2008


TV: He was the worst serial killer in history.

Mrs Schwartz: Or the BEST! Depending on you look at it.


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